Professor P. Z. Bottomsworth is a renowned expert in the field of Extreme Crochet. His work on the intricacies of the perfect granny square has been widely acclaimed, and his beard is the envy of all.
When not busy lecturing on the finer points of Fiber Optics or leading the University's Extreme Crochet Club, Professor Bottomsworth can be found in his heavily fortified, cat-filled tower on the outskirts of campus.
Email: bottomsworth@university.edu
Phone: 1-800-BOOM-BOOM
Address: 123 University Tower, 456-7890